Funny happy new year resolutions quotes

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Funny new year resolutions quotes

I will play more computer games. Scientists say they’re good for me and improve my visual skills.

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My New Year’s Resolution is to spend less time interacting with people & more time with my phone. Doing pretty well so far.…

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I will eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn, and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables, and soy nuts.

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I promise to be nice to my dog. I won’t starve him to death more than 10 times…. in a month.

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I will no longer interfere in a game.

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I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.

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I will leave my brain at home while going to watch supposedly scary movies like Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5!

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I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.

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I will do less laundry and use more deodorant

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I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

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Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

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I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….

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I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

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